Good day!
Once again, long time no see, my apologies once again.
Let’s begin last week.
Wednesday morning I was awaken by the most horrifying noise
anyone has ever heard. What sounded like a mixture between an alien invasion, a
poorly auto-tuned rap song, and 85 cats falling from a tree echoed throughout
the building. I took the normal “Stewart” response to frightening situations by
laying very very still and not making a single move. Then I remembered that
last night they had warned us about an upcoming fire drill. Feeling like an
idiot, I rose, dressed, and followed the masses out of the manor to outside. It
was here where we were all met by the coldest, snowiest natural surroundings
probably ever recorded in human history.
Like any good elementary school drill, they wouldn’t let us stand on the
pavement, so in sandals we all got the privilege to stand in 4 inches of snow
while we counted roll, prompting one student to claim “I wish there actually
was a fire in the building, then maybe we could get warm.”
New story: One of my professors (specifically the one that
is teaching “Social Aspect of Sport”, talk about a toughy), was complaining to
us about the volleyball team here. She’s the coach and on try-out day she had
all girls show up to play. Unfortunately for them, the league is co-ed and they
have to play on a men’s net. Being the little teacher’s pets that Mason and I
are, we asked her if we could still join the team, and she affirmed. We rolled
into practice Wednesday night and joined 10 other girls to compose the mighty
and extremely intimidating Harlaxton Lions volleyball team. We started playing,
and I was soon humbled with my amount of volleyball knowledge. The girls there
had actually played real volleyball before, so they were running plays,
different formations, and switching spots with seemingly no reason. Even with
our lack of volleyball knowledge, Mason and I are the only two players that can
spike, so we were put on the starting line-up. I’m now an official collegiate
athlete and all my dreams have come true. PS, I’m rather positive that we play
prison teams IN other prisons.
Last weekend we met up with our “host family,” Mike and
Helen O’Neill and their 18 year old son, James. They took us to their house and
James, yes the son that is in high school, cooked us the most delicious brunch
I’ve ever had. We talked over tea, making us feel somewhat British, and then
headed out for a walk. Mind you that it was in the 30s with probably 3 inches
of snow on the ground still. We started off toward the “Belfast House,” what
was described to us as a historical home that was now under the property of the
government. We didn’t know how far the walk was, but I knew we were in trouble
when, as we were leaving the neighborhood we ran into a couple the O’Neill’s
knew. They asked where we were walking to and we informed them, and they said
it would be dark when we returned. At this time it was 12:30…. One hour and 15
minutes and 4 miles later, we rolled up to the house. It was worth the walk.
The garden was massive and extravagant, there was a “private church” in the
back yard, and the place was massive. (as seen below, guess who figured out how to post pictures)

We continued back on our walk and got to see Margaret
Thatcher’s (the ex-Prime Minister) birthplace as well as the elementary school
that Isaac Newton attended.
On our way back, we ran into another couple. The man was
later described to us as being “not quite a bishop” in the Catholic church. In
American terms, that’s equivalent to saying he’s “almost one of the most important
people in the country.” He started talking about his church, and he said it was
built shortly after year 1000AD. Year 1000. Meaning that church is over 1000
years old. Meaning it has been here for half of the time since Jesus walked
here. Meaning it was here before the Norman invasion when the Anglo-Saxons were
still in control. Meaning that if the New Earth Creationists are right (story
for a different day), and the earth is only 5,000 years old, this church has
been here for over 1/5 of the earth’s existence. The building has been around
about 3 times longer than America. It’s old.
We arrived at their house and had the most delicious meal I’ve
had while here. I think the food here at
Harlaxton is so bad, and that we’ve gotten accustomed to it, that anything that
actually tastes like real food, we perceive as being God’s little gift to us
for that meal.
Speaking of food, we had "Chinese night" here for dinner two nights ago. In sum, it was the worst experience of my life. Featuring an appetizing menu of noodles that were black, rice that was plain rice, an egg roll that you couldn't cut through, "spare rib" that in no way was meat, and "pork balls" (use your imagination), the meal was bad, very very bad.
Once again, I know this is long and my apologies for that. When you don’t write posts very often, you have to try to fit in a lot, which leads to a vicious cycle.
We’re headed to Cambridge this weekend and then on to Scotland after that!
Until next time,
Kyle
Here are some more pictures I've taken
THE Rosetta Stone
The fog referred to in the last post
The infamous rabbit with no head